Everybody tells you that taming a dinosaur in ARK takes hours. That is true, and it undersells it: you knock it out, feed it, and guard it as a bar fills.
The first thing almost everyone does after installing ARK: Survival Ascended is open the graphics settings and start turning things down.
Three projects claim to be how you play multiplayer GTA V, and none of them is wrong. They just made different bets, and alt:V made the performance one.
Someone on your team will weld a door shut with you on the wrong side of it. Not out of malice: the aliens were coming and the welder was in their hands.
Every seventh night the music changes and the zombies stop shambling: six days of scavenging and building, then a blood moon horde tests your walls.
